Paid acquisition
Calls on your calendar, from people
who’ve never heard of you.
We build the offer, the funnel and the ads, run the traffic, and contact every enquiry in under a minute. Live in 14 days.
Step 04
The funnel
Everything after the click.
The advert is the cheap part. What decides whether a stranger becomes a booked call is what happens in the ninety seconds after they tap it: what the page asks, in what order, and how much it asks before it has earned the right. We build that as a chassis — one page, one path, no dead ends.
Step 05
The traffic
Broad targeting, sniper creative.
Meta’s targeting is weaker than its delivery. So we don’t hand it a narrow audience and hope. We give it room and let the creative do the qualifying — the advert says who it’s for plainly enough that the wrong person scrolls past.
Step 06
The calendar
A booking system that screens before it books.
Every enquiry answers a short set of questions before it can reach your diary. The ones that don’t fit don’t get a slot, and they’re told why. You spend your time on calls that were worth taking.
Step 07
Speed
Contacted in under a minute.
An enquiry that waits an hour is a different person by the time you reach them. Every new enquiry gets a text and an email inside sixty seconds, automatically, then a reminder sequence before the call.
The guarantee
Fifteen qualified booked calls, or your fee is refunded.
15 qualified booked calls in your first 30 days live, or your fee is refunded — capped at the fee. The 30 days run from the day the ads go live, not from signature. The unit is a call booked, because booking is what we control; if someone doesn’t turn up, we rebook them at our cost.
On four conditions
You fund your own ad account.
You get us access and assets on time.
You supply an offer you can genuinely honour.
You attend the booked calls.
What counts as qualified is defined in full below.
Why we count bookings, not attendance.
Some agencies publish a show rate. We won’t, until we have one with a denominator behind it — a number with no sample size and no definition of “show” isn’t evidence, it’s decoration.
What we can tell you is where the risk sits. We guarantee calls booked, because booking is the part we control. Whether someone turns up depends partly on your follow-up and on whether your offer survives contact. So if they don’t turn up, we rebook them — at our cost — until the fifteen are met.
What “qualified” means
A written test, given to you before we start.
Every call arrives with its recording, so you can audit it against the test rather than take our word for it. A call the recording doesn’t support doesn’t count.
- 1
Inside the client's declared service area.
- 2
Matches the client's declared installation profile.
- 3
Contact verified by a real conversation on a recorded call.
- 4
A stated budget or finance signal.
- 5
Covered by the audit window — every call is recorded; unsupported calls don't count.
What we do, and what you do.
We do
- Build the offer for cold traffic
- Build and host the funnel
- Write and produce the creative
- Set up and run the ad account
- Set up the booking system and CRM
- Contact every enquiry in under a minute
- Report weekly, in plain numbers
You do
- Fund your own ad account
- Give us access and assets within two working days
- Attend the calls we book
- Deliver what you sold
The three we get asked most.
“Isn't a guarantee a red flag?”
It would be if it were unbounded. Ours has a number, a window, a cap and four conditions, all printed above. That's a specification, not a sales device.
“Why do you run the ads and not us?”
Because the guarantee only holds if we control the lever. We can't promise a number against spend we don't manage.
“What if my offer's wrong?”
Then we say so before we take the build fee, and fixing it is the first thing we do. It's the first panel for a reason.
In a client’s words
Mark Moore, Helppeoplebuy
“His Meta campaign generated more leads than I've had before over a set time — definitely worth talking to if you're looking for qualified leads.”
The campaign
25 May – 16 June 2026 · £2,300 of Mark's ad spend · 32 booked meetings at £71.88 each · across acquisition and retargeting.
Attendance figures stay off the page until the calendar export is on file.
See whether your business fits the machine.
The same test we’d run before taking the build on. One short call, and you get the answer either way.